Ted Cruz syndrome

Temporary abandonment of constituents; increased hatred of American troops; Head permanently stuck up Trump’s ass; retweeting Russian propaganda; moral deficiency; looking like Fidel Castro but much much more of a beta cuck.

Wow, Trump called that man’s wife ugly AF and the man thanked him by giving him a rim job. He totally has Ted Cruz syndrome.

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Ted Cruz Syndrome

Ted Cruz Syndrome (TCS) is a common disorder that affects members of The Republican Party, particularly lawmakers of the United States Congress. Signs and symptoms of the disorder usually include sedition, repeating of Russian propaganda, gas, bloating, rapid weight gain, insulting United States military, chronic denial of the January 6th Insurrection and allegiance to Donald Trump. TCS is a chronic condition with no known cure.

Differential Diagnosis: Cancun Cruz

"My aunt Jackie told me that Uncle Bob was diagnosed with Ted Cruz Syndrome. I wonder if that MAGA hat he kept wearing was a clue."

"Dude you won't shut up about the Insurrection being a big hoax. Are you sure you don't have Ted Cruz Syndrome?"

"That girl I've been dating for the past couple weeks? Well she finally invited me to her apartment. When I walked in the door she had posters of Donald Trump everywhere. I wonder if she has TCS?"

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