Teffting

An act of recreational fun where a person takes off their pants and underwear, does a handstand on a near-by wall and shits explosive diarrhea into the air, causing it to rain down one's body like a chocolate dessert fountain.

"Wow. That party last night was insane. Did you hear Travis got caught teffting in the bathroom?"

"What? Seriously?"

"Yep. Shit all over himself. It was amazing."

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Teffting

Any form of accidental bowel movement, while in the process of performing any job, task, or activity.

In the produce Isle, I reached up for the bananas and just started teffting down my leg.

Teffting

speaking someones opinion in a feminine or homosexual afflicted voice

Travis is teffting about his trip to Epcot

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tefft

something unknown to man

The limit of the universe is tefft

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Tefft

The act of living in a box.

Sam: Have you heard about Travis?

Little Jim Norton: No. you pube of a man.

Sam: He ran away from his sick dog and now lives in a box.

Chip Chipperson: He Tefft the nest or sumthin? Tssssssss

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tefft box

A place where you store the little pieces of fecal matter that are left on your hog after anal intercourse.

After Sam removed his peanut from BoBo's rear, he flicked the pieces of fecal matter into the tefft box.

tefft middle school

A school full of Hispanic teens.

"Damn Tefft Middle School is full of Hispanic"

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