Telford Monner

Also know as the Telly telly mon mons, this elusive beast has a mono-brow the size of Wales which is also his homeland.

He enjoys going out on a Wednesday night and drinking 2litres of Strongbow and getting fkd up, then going home at 1am and talking about his feelings.

Exaple 1:

Guy 1: Did you see someone let that Wookie into the Su tonight?

Guy 2: Oh no that was just the Telford Monner

Example 2:

" I went down on a girl last night, I swear she was so hairy she could of been the Telford Monner!

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