Tell me...

Bored response to current phrase-viruses :
'Know what..?' and 'How --- is that...?

A : 'Know what ? Four chix gave me their cellphone numbers at the club last night... How cool is that ?...'

B : 'Tell me...'(yawns)

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Tell me

A phrase used to ascertain information from a rival as to what happened to him during an altercation, sometimes said information can be used in reports. Most of which are due the following day. In most cases no information is passed on because the fallen rival neither has the strength to tell you due to his/hers incapacitation after the conflict, nor has the intestinal fortitude.

Tell me is often followed by words such as "who", "where", "how" and "what". Furthermore, it can be lengthened to "tell me what happened" or "tell me who emerged victorious". The latter phrase is usually abbreviated to simply "who".

*after a physical conflict*
PersonA: Tell me what happened!

PersonB: *silence*

PersonA: aww you never tell me but.

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tell me about it

A way of saying you agree with someone.

Tom: Man, what a rough day.
Tim: Tell me about it.

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Tell me why

ain't nothin' but a heartache
TELL ME WHY
ain't nothin' but a mistake
TELL ME WHY
I ain't never wanna hear you say
i WaNt iT tHaT wAYYyYyYYyYy

reeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE tEll Me wHy

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Tell me without telling me

A game played on TikTok where you are challenged to say something without directly saying it.

Girl in TikTok: Tell me without telling me your boyfriend is the best boyfriend ever. I’ll go first…

*girl pans camera to her boyfriend lovingly picking out all the stuff she hates off her extra large pizza*

Me: looks over to my husband who won’t even hold the door open for me when he enters a store.

*cries cus I know I’ll never know what that feels like*

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tell me true

To say this is asking for unfiltered, unbiased real facts to be laid bare. It means your heart is ready for whatsoever may come next guised concepts find you thru looking square and objectively when they become unveiled.

Just out with it, already ...alright?? I need to know- whether Eva is truly descended from an actual unicorn because of fooling with the dark math . You hold but some answers ..or complete truth inside of this ageless quandary, and somehow.. Now tell me true (!!!) The heavens tire of your shrouded allegiance, man. Forsooth, for I say- give it up .. !!

tell me a joke

you

how bout you tell me a joke you bastard

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