Ten heads

An individual with cranial proportions so vast that the space could easily be filled by ten normal human heads or similar in volume to an adult elephant skull.

This description specifically relates to the neurocranium (the braincase) and not the rest of the head.

"hey look at him, his head is so big it's blocking out the sun, f**k me it's the size of ten heads"

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Ten Heads

A mildly deformed human, who through genetic mishaps has an over-developed bulbous cranium. Despite having a larger capactiy for brain storage, Ten Headed people tend to be below the average IQ level and are therefore ridiculed accordingly. Ten Headed people cannot ride motorcycles in the UK due to helmet fitting and balancing issues.

Jonny -'Oh my God where the fuck has the Sun went to?'
Jimmy - 'I think it's an eclipse!'
Jonny - 'Nah - it's coz that moron with a badass case of Ten Heads, fucker has walked passed, that's all'
Jimmy - 'Hey cocksucker, get out the fuckin way'

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ten-head

If an average size head has a forehead (4 head), then a rather large head is called a tenhead (10 head)

Dude, that dudes, got a tenhead. Na dude, thats a sevenhead...

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Ten Bob Head

This phrase has been used in Liverpool for decades.
1 Adjective. Description of a poor attempt to direct a football goalward with the head.
2. Adjective. Description of person who made the poor attempt to direct the ball goalward with their head.
Based on ten bob being a 50p piece, ball has spanged off one of the vertices of the 50p piece which is metaphorically on the footballers head. Ball heads off at a wild angle to that which was intended.

" That was a proper ten bob header mate"
" The state of that, you ten bob head!"

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ten-head

A slang to say how big someone's forehead is

"haha, she doesn't have a forehead , she has a ten-head"