Tennessee Taco Swap

When two female cousins are doing a 69 on each other.

I heard that Tina and Jenny pulled a Tennessee Taco Swap last night when they were drunk.

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Tennessee Tuna Taco

This is the fatty, most often wet with saturation, and occasionally foul-odored, mons pubis and labia of a female who raised anywhere between the Smoky Mountains of southern Appalachia, all the way west to the muddy Mississippi River. It’s been described in the song Rocky Top as “wild as a mink & sweet as soda pop”, which is accurate. If one is a true aficionado, he will definitely “still dream about that” once he’s introduced this tasty regional dish to his palate. Locals prefer the traditional variety adorned with a tuft of pubic hair.

Dude, yesterday I was at the Mapco in Roane County and bumped into Delicia. Long story short, I still taste that sweet Tennessee Tuna Taco when I swalla.

Tennessee Taco

When you and your two cousins are all sleeping together in the same bed

Ew, I can’t believe you had a Tennessee Taco.