Ter Statue

A german keeper that always stands still when a shot is being made. Every Shot on target= Goal

why did he not make an effort to save it. Because he's a ter statue

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Ter Statue of Stegen

The goalkeeper for Barcelona who claims he should start in the German NT ahead of the GOAT Neuer. Ter Statue of Stegen can also be recognised by the name Ter Static, because he does not know how to move his feet when a ball is coming towards the goal.

- Why didn't that guy move?!!!

- Because he is Ter Statue of Stegen, son.

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