Terminal Illness

1. When you are sick at the airport.

2. Getting sick from eating airplane food.

Hey, I'm gonna hit the head on the way to baggage claim. I think the chicken they served us gave me a real bad terminal illness.

I don't know if I can get on the plane yet, I'm starting to feel some terminal illness.

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terminally ill

One level higher than ill, but within the realm of words such as sick and ill. The epitome of all that is ill.

"Hey Shohreh", said Kirah. "Irena just told me this really terminally ill story about milkshakes. It wasn't just sick... it wasn't just ill... it was terminally ill. We should take that story to the ICU.

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terminal illness

on one side, Scott the Woz
on the other side, Jontron

"Scott the Woz... sounds a bit like a terminal illness to me"
Jontron, flex tape 2

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Terminal Illness

Funny definition: Airport sickness

Actual definition: An incurable illness which is guaranteed to progressively worsen until it causes the sufferer's death.

A terminal illness usually affects the brain (Dementia, Alzheimer's Disease, CJD/vCJD, Huntington's Disease, ALS, etc.)

However, this is not always the case.