The Toeman is an urban myth. He is a foot loving man with intimidating green hair so he blends in with his surroundings. He is a very dominant person standing at 7’9 towering all the children he can get his grubby little hands on. He is very seductive and has many women at his disposal. He will grope and grab at your toes. Inventor of the tingers, he is top of the FBI most wanted. And you are at the top of his most wanted ;)
Woman “he is following me.”
Man “who is?”
Woman “Terry toeman.”
Woman *gets captured*
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