Tesco Park

Newton Aycliffe, in the north east of England has one of the most infamous parks period.

Tesco park, also referred to as ‘chav central’, has hosted many seshes and fights. Although it’s actual name is unknown, Tesco park has earned its name from it’s location - next to Tesco. Many patrons have been known to acquire scran and then ‘pop to Tesco park’ to meet with other like minded individuals.

Chav1 “Where we meeting?”
Chav2 “Where d’ya think, Tesco park has the mad crack.”
Chav1 “How was I supposed to know?”
Chav2 “Les have a scrap then. One on one ya cheeky bastard, don’t get smart with me.”
Chav1 “I’ll hav ya! Just let es put it on me snap first.”
* the chavs gathered their mushes and birds and scrapped outside Tesco to assert dominance even though they couldn’t remember why they were arguing*

tesco car park

A meeting place where chavs hang out and is the main meeting place for fishy dealings.

"ey Connor, wanna go down to the Tesco car park in the Corsa and have a sesh"

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Tesco Car Park

A kingdom, home to driver royalty such as King Papa Tomlinson III, he watches over his kingdom every night as he handbrake turns around the area whilst on balloons

Behold Tesco Car Park