Test Engineer

A pessimistic scapegoat, whose job is verification and validation, that is blamed for every problem they identify during a test.

It's that Test Engineer's fault we didn't meet schedule.

testing rocket engines for NASA

Having explosive diarrhea with lots of farting between the poop explosions.

You're lactose intolerant, so stay away from those Chipotle quesadillas unless you want to spend the rest of your day testing rocket engines for NASA. Alone. In the crapper.

Hop on engine testing

Typically used by HDC (Hyorc's Development Cave) members to signify anal sex, the engine testing part referencing HDC's game called Engine Testing

Hey kid, you wanna hop on engine testing?