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Hurts like BALLS. Actually, just plain hurts balls.
OOUUUUGHH! I've got testicular cancer!
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According to the Bible, (Samuel 5:6-9) testicular cancer was one of God's many pestilences.
But after they had moved it, the LORD's hand was against that city, throwing it into a great panic. He afflicted the people of the city, both young and old, with an outbreak of tumors.
And it was so, that, after they had carried it about, the hand of the LORD was against the city with a very great destruction: and he smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had emerods in their secret parts.
This isn't the only mention of testicular cancer: if the repeated use of 'hand' didn't tip you off; the Bible(s) is/are very repetitive
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A nasty disease that forms tumors on your balls. Without surgery, radiation, and/or chemotherapy can be fatal.
I'm have surgery to remove one of my balls next week because I have testicular cancer!
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Testicular cancer is a art of cancer that is in your Nuts
Your balls are gonna hurt and the nut that has it will become bigger
example in a scentence
Person 1 "bro my balls hurt"
Person 2 "did you check your balls testicular cancer?"
Person 1 "no i didnt ckeck"
Person 2 "Your fricked"
Person 1(fricking dies cutely)
1. when a man has a horrible deformity causing him to be born with testicles in his rectum and to make matters worse those testicles develop cancer
2. something you accuse any guy of having for the sake of comedy or as a comeback
ex1: doctor: I'm sorry, Tim, your anal testicles aren't well.
Tim: What do you mean?
doctor: You have anal testicular cancer.
Tim: Noooo!
ex2: Steven: I slept with your mom last night.
Joe: What you have anal testicular cancer?
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When a person has ideologies that are so fucking retarded that you lose braincells within being 5 feet of said person
"You have fucking got testicular cancer in the head you fucking retard." "Whoever the fuck gave birth to you is a dumbass cunt for not getting an abortion."
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A phrase used to insult people in the mills college alumni. Eat my testicular cancer originated from a secondary school in Vancouver, Canada by a very attractive and convenient person. It can also be used to describe someone with horrible green and yellow shoes, a trigger-happy Serbian, a Jarus-hakak with a very loose vigina or just plainly that racist idiot that went to Mills college.
Eat my testicular cancer jerk
go back to mills college
inconvenient is gabes word so eat my testicular cancer
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