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Texas Abortion

When a man punches a pregnant woman in the abdomen in an attempt to kill theh unborn child.

George W. Bush is the result of a failed Texas abortion.

by hcirteidtt November 3, 2009

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Texas Abortion

When a pregnant lady is cut open, before having her womb and uterus gouged out with a shovel.

Woman: "I don't want this child inside me anymore, could you give me a Texas Abortion?"
Man: "Let me get my shovel..."

by AncientOfDays December 5, 2008

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Texas abortion

When a pregnant woman gets a gun with a bang flag shoved up her vagina and gets shot.

Job: I heard Tina is going to Texas, she’s getting that Texas abortion?
Jack: yea, she didn’t have a passport to get to Mexico so they stopped at the clinic on their way home from vacation.

by Barenakedchicken January 12, 2021


Texas abortion

When a pregnant woman gets a gun with a bang flag

Job: I heard Tina and her boyfriend stopped through Texas on their way home from vacation.
Jack: yea, she doesn’t have a passport to get it done in Mexico so they decided to get a cheap Texas abortion

by Barenakedchicken January 12, 2021