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To defecate into a partners mouth and while mouth is full of feces the partner performs oral sex on you.
Jim:Last night I gave my wife a Texas Burrito and while she was performing she threw up all over me.
Jason:What's a Texas Burrito?
Jim:I pooped in her mouth then she blew me.
Jason:You're disgusting
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When a girl shits on your dick and wraps it in a tortilla, then proceeds to blow your “bean burrito”
“I got a mean Texas Bean Burrito last night”
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When you chop a snake into little peices and have sex with a tortia, then sperm in it and eat it along with the chopped up snake
Dude im hungry' 'have a texas spicy burrito' 'nah i'm good' 'fag
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