Texas Exit

When you're jammed in traffic in the state of Texas and you've had enough of not moving, sitting in the Texas sun sweating like a jackass, you drive off the side of the interstate at a 45 degree angle through the ditch in your pickup truck.

This traffic is B.S.! Let's pull a Texas Exit.

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Texas Exit

When you're are having anal sex using BBQ sauce as lube.

I had a hankering for some anal but all I could find in my cupboard was sweet baby rays so we had to do the Texas exit

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Texas Exit

The use of an actor with a chainsaw to encourage haunted house guests to speedily depart. Derived from the horror film "Texas Chainsaw Massacre."

It seems every Halloween haunted house is using a Texas Exit these days.

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Texas exit

Exiting a US interstate highway at any point to access the service road or feeder street.

On the way to the Whataburger, I needed to pee but had missed the last off ramp, so I took a Texas exit to get to the gas station. -or- When I was telling Billy how to get to my house, instead of waiting for the next off ramp, he immediately made a Texas exit.

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