Texas Hot Dog

After accumulating enough 'mayo' to tightly fill a condom, a 'bloody steak' is pillaged. After cooking in oven for 5 minutes at 320 degrees, it is ready to eat. Place on bun and garnish with Pube-stard, shit-chup, and other condiments of your choosing.

Best served as a surprise dish

Hey Freddie! How was your day? Oh good, we just got in from Texas and made you a Texas Hot Dog. Enjoy!

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Texas hot dog

A girl or guy will ether step in shit or wipe her feet with shit and give a guy a foot job.

My ex just gave me a Texas hot dog.

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