Texas Suntan

When two people are having buttsex, the man on top pulls out right before cumming and instead runs his penis all over the other persons unfortunate back, leaving a trail of shit and semen. He then proceeds to rub it all in, leaving their backside an unfortunately darker shade.

Phil: Dude, have you seen Chad Warden? Is he mexican or something?

Dave: Oh no dude, he just had a few Texas Suntans.

Phil: Huh, I thought I smelled cum and shit when he walked by.

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