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Texas Toast

A person subjected to execution by use of the electric chair.

The next guy in line on Death Row is soon to be Texas Toast.

Guy 1: "Did you hear about that murderer?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, convicted. He's Texas Toast now!"

by dexi March 1, 2010

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Texas Toast

When a big fat man takes a shit on a woman's face and steps on it, and shouts TEXAS TOAST!

Tim Texas Toast my face the other day.

by MayoSalPhil September 8, 2009

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Texas Toast

When you make your girlfriend breakfast in bed, but instead of buttering the toast you spread a healthy layer of jizzum on it.

My girlfriend made me watch a crappy chickflick last night, so this morning I made her Texas Toast.

by ElRae August 15, 2011

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Texas Toast

When you eat a girls asshole out while she is on her period.

Hey girl you want some texas toast?

by toastmaster2 October 23, 2006

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Texas toast

When you and your gf are doing cowgirl and she pulls out a toaster and launches toast from the toaster into your butthole

Chet: Me and melissa did the texas toast last night it was grimy af

by Weenus penis September 25, 2018

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texas toast

when a bunch of guys bust on a piece of toast and who ever has the smallest load has to eat the toast

we played texas toast last night it sucked

by stephen November 9, 2004

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Sloppy Texas Toast

A sex move, when your partner takes a shit in your vagina and then fucks it.

Dude, Debra let me give her Sloppy Texas Toast. It was wild!

by Ginger Cat Attack September 25, 2019

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