Texas Broiler

Intentionally depriving oneself from taking a shit for several days in order to amass the largest, fastest and voluminous crap as possible.

Gestation is complete for the broiler when the gut is percolating and sloshing and the sphincter is dilated and starting to crown accompanied by defecatory labor pains.

The Texas Broiler must be released and left for others to observe and admire.

Tommy dropped a Texas broiler in his grandma’s newly renovated bathroom so everyone that went to see the remodel also saw a true work of human art.

I’m working up a Texas broiler. It’s been 4 days since I shit. I’m planning on dropping this one on my neighbor’s driveway.