Usually involves a shovel and the back of her head.
Guns n' Roses song, "Used to love her" is a great example of a Texas divorce.
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A sexual position in which the parties are standing up and tied together with a belt. To qualify as a true Texas Divorce, belt buckle must be at least 5” in diameter.
After we rode the mechanical bull, I took her back to my place for a Texas Divorce.