Something gay little Austin frat boys say Everytime they finally win a game.
Bro 1: Hey bro, we beat Texas State!
Bro 2: Nice, Texas is back!
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When a dually truck hits a cyclist from behind hard enough to lose it's mirror, and then drives away.
"I gave a biker the ol' Texas Pat on the Back for being on my road, but now my truck needs a new mirror."
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