Texas reach around

The act of stroking the male penile shaft in a hot dog bun while drinking an alcholic beer, then immediately following ejaculation, the hot dog bun is inserted with a hot dog using the males semen as a makeshift condiment.

"Bro this tastes like a Texas reach around"

"yea I just made it with Nunis"

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Texas outback reach around

The process of going to any outback steakhouse and actively giving a reach around to a monkey on the birthday saddle, simultaneously using the butter and ramming it up sed monkeys ass but it has to be in texas.

Yea i went to outback steak house and got lucky and received a texas outback reach around
Dude you got a problem