a loosely based pun on snoop's song, "sexual eruption"
when the person you're texting wont stfu
aaron: dude i got a new quad today!!
mike: sweet.. (secretly envious)
aaron (3 hours later): .. and if the rear differential locks up then you can just ... (etc)
mike: cool..
aaron (6 hours later): ... and the handlebars are made of stainless steel with real leather and.. (etc)
mike: you having fun with your textual eruption?
..and so on.