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the one

absolutely, positvely the only person on earth you are meant to be with. soul mate and best friend.

i am still looking for the one.

by Kate June 22, 2003

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the one

the person you spend your whole life looking for.

I have finally found the one.

by Peter Donohoe June 28, 2003

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the one

The person you know you're going to love forever.

She knew that Joey was the one, so they screwed each other all night long.

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

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the one

1) The person who knows the words to your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotton.
2) The person that you want to spend the rest of your life with.

Sh's the one for me!

by Dizy June 25, 2003

277๐Ÿ‘ 90๐Ÿ‘Ž


the one

The one and only person who you're meant for.

You're the one isn't it obvious?

by fear God April 14, 2010

41๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


the one

A positive phrase in the civillian sector, but in the military it is used negatively. You do something stupid, then you're "that guy" that gets everyone fucked up because of your actions. This type of marine is also referred to as a shitbag, buddy fucker, garbage, etc.

Drill instructor: "Don't be the one that gets caught stealing peanut butter packets from the chow hall! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!"

(1 day later) Drill Instructor: "GOOD! Recruit dumbass decided to steal peanut butter from the chow hall and eat it on firewatch! Fuck the Drill Instructor right? GET THE FUCK ON THE QUARTERDECK RIGHT NOW!"

by Kreator89 February 7, 2010

45๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


the one

that annoying asshole from the matrix

anyone: "you're the one!"

keanu: "what?"

anyone: "youre the one!"

keanu: "what? why am i here?"

anyone: "cause you're the one!"

keanu: "you havent answered my question"

anyone: "i just did you fucking dipshit!"

keanu: "what?"

anyone: "goddamit you're lucky you're the one cause theirs about ten billion people that want to punch your dumbass in the face"

by cacaboy June 20, 2003

311๐Ÿ‘ 170๐Ÿ‘Ž