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He has flies in his hair. I saw them fly in. They have been there for 5 weeks. I think they have become mummies in there. They had died from his greasy jungle hair. He has been wearing those red underwears for three months now. When he dances he looks like one of those yo gaba gaba tv shows. He lickes bbq nipples. He hasa black tongue
"Oh is that thaddis, I saw flies go in his hair."
Yeah, that's the gut that has fungus on his tongue.
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Marvels one and only thicc purple Titan: The only think hes making disappear is your assholes elastic nature
Guy 1: I’m feeling a little bit thirty, you know? i just want someone to take care of me.
Mer: What you need is our lord and saviour Thaddy
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Thanos likes to be called Daddy, making him Thaddy.
I'd let Thaddy smash me any day!
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Thot and Datty had a Child and Name the Skinny Qween Thaddelaine, Thaddy for Short.
MOM: Thaddy! COME EAT BEFORE I STARVE YOU TO DEATH.
DAD: Did you just call me FAAATTTT HELENNNN?!
MOM, WHISPERING: No. I Was Calling Our Child for Dinner, You bag of Dick Tips.
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Short for Thanos Daddy, implying that someone finds Thanos sexually attractive, and would like for him to be their daddy.
mer: if you drop a coin in one of thaddy’s chin slots, you get to ride his face all night long
me: sorry, what?
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Hey thaddy wanna get freaky tonight...
Dont talk to me...
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Someone attractive with a lisp
Girl1: How did your date go with Aron last night?
Girl2:It went good but hes a thaddy
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