wad

1. a blob of semen

2. a roll of currency

Just clean up that wad on the couch before it seeps in.

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wad

Wad(n.)1: A data file for id Software's incredibly popular 'Doom' series of games first released in 1993. The term ".Wad" is short for "Where's all the data?" They can be used to distribute user created content as well and thus spawned the videogame modding phenomenon. As of 2006 there are thousands of user created .wads avalible for download.

Person1: "Hey, did you check out that new .wad for doom 2?"
Person2: "Yeah it was a pretty sweet deathmatch map!"
Person1: "Doom forever!"

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wad

an excessive amount of opaque fluid often referred to as semen, cum, jizz, man milk, and/or wang extract, that is projected out of the male genetalia at sexual zenith.

"Man, I just blew my wad in my grandmother's raisin brand as an april fool's joke...This shit is gonna be friggin awesome"

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wad

large sum of money one owns.

The boy had a wad in his wallet.

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WADS

Wads is short for "What a damn shame." If your a club and you go up to to someone and you get turned down you would say WADS. If go up to a keg at a party and it your turn to fill up your cup and realize there is none left... that would be a WADS moments.

Guy: What's up ma you want to roll with me
Girl: Hell no
Guy: Damn ma.. WADS

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wadding

Stuffing; the insides of something

Dayum, when that slit ran the red light and almost hit us, it scared the wadding out of me.

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wad

An amount (generally one ejaculation) of male semen.

I just shot a wad in the shower.

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