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Stage name of Mike Silverman, a musician who plays a 7-foot-tall contraption named "The Magic Pipe", a fusion of an organ pipe and components from a standup bass, a guitar, an electric bass, as well as an array of buttons producing a vast number of noises. His style is best described as avant-garde, and his lyrics are humorous and seemingly random.
"Did you catch That 1 Guy's new album?"
"Yeah.... it had 3 songs on it devoted to fruit."
Some one who always has a better story than one you just told.
guy: "man I picked up really hot chick last night"
+1 guy: "that's nothing, I had a threesome with 2 models last night"
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A very disturbing video involving a naked man inserting a small jar into his ass by sitting on it. The jar breaks, and the rest of the video depicts his attempts toward removing all glass shards from his ass while hemorraging blood like a running bathroom sink.
"Did you see that video '1 guy 1 jar'?"
"Yeah, it was fucking gross as hell! He must've had a real hard time shitting after that."
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One of the more disturbing videos goes like this: A naked man is in his kitchen with a glass jar on the floor. He squats over it so the jar goes up his ass. When it finally disappears, it shatters inside his ass. He then calmly proceeds to pick the broken shards of glass out of his profusely bleeding ass instead of calling 911. He does this without making a sound the whole time until he gets up and walks away and probably realizes he will die of internal anal bleeding and screams.
While it should be named 1 guy 1 jar, most people refer to it by the cup referencing
Person 1 "Hey friend, let me show you this video called 1 guy 1 cup"
Person 2 "This better not involve eating shit"
Person 1 "No worries dog, lets watch it"
1:30 later
Person 2 "Ur fucked up dude"
Person 1 "lol"
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The story of a true Russian hero.
1 guy 1 cup is a video of one Alexey Tatarov, who squats over a glass jar, sliding it up his asshole. The jar shatters inside his ass, and then for the rest of the video, he is shown pulling the glass shards out as it bleeds profusely. One of the most disturbing aspects is the fact that he doesn't even scream, or make a sound. All you can hear is the glass shards crunching in his insides.
And for those who think he died from it, no he didn't. The dude fixed himself up after recording and went to work an hour later, like a true Russian.
Guy 1: Just watched 1 guy 1 cup, I think I'm gonna gouge out my eyes.
Guy 2: Ugh. Same bro.
The most horrific video out there. Involves a man, supposedly the same man from 1 guy 1 jar pulling a screwdriver out of his penile organ (and/or penis hole). The terror does not stop there. He then squeezes his penis and blood squirts all over the place. ALL. OVER. THE PLACE.
Scott: Hellolo! Did you see that amazing video, 1 Guy 1 Screwdriver?
Joe: No sir! What is it?
Scott: Let's watch!
(Goes to watch it)
Joe: WTF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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When you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
"I heard Tommy burned his eyes out with a lit cigarette after watching 1 guy 1 cup. The doctors at the clinic said that he still hasn't stopped screaming."
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