THE 0.69TH CRIMNIPPLE

The 0.69th crimnipple was the first of their species. They love ketchup and is also a ginger.

They also committed mass genocide on earth, and left the earth to search the universe for more ketchup.

(They haven't been seen since).

Person 1: "Did you know that the 0.69th crimnipple caused almost every human to die out, and then they had to be created all over again?"
Person 2: "Wait what-"