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Thou shalt not get caught.
"Most people know of the 10 Commandments, but very few people know of the 11th commandment."
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Term referring to the 10 commandments
The 11th commandment being : Thou shall not be a homo.
Some examples are :
1. 10 guy sleepovers
2. Touching yourself with another guy present
3. Raving in front of the mirror with other guys
4. Sucking lollipops in public. Period.
5. Being a homo in general
"Dude..the 11th commandment!!"
"You pulled an 11.."
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Dude, did you hear Mike got busted with two pounds of weed??!?! I told him he shouldn't be moving so much weight.
I don't know about that, he should just have followed the 11th Commandment
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An unwritten rule of the ten commandments; don't go against a promise made to god involving the prohibition of wanking. I.e if an individual swears to god they won't wank for a week then they must not wank for a week, unless they want to be sent to the devils kingdom.
Samantha: Hey John, ive noticed you haven't been yourself today and you appear paranoid or distressed, its ok to tell me whats been going on.
John: Well its not the easiest topic to discuss, look, I broke the 11th Commandment. You see three days ago I swore on god that I wouldnt wank of a week but I was going through one of my dads old playboys magazines last night and couldn't resist the immense urge of busting a nut.
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“Share always; share all ways.”
Note: the 11th Commandment was suppressed by the Church as subversive.
Sharing on a wide scale is a most dangerous threat to the powers that be whose wealth depends on maintaining and enforcing economic systems based on usury, debt peonage, wage slavery, false scarcity and the deprivations of poverty (and until it was banned, debtor’s prison and the poor house. See also the works of author Charles Dickens).
The institutions of private property - the right to exclude all others from enjoyment or use of a resource or asset - is subverted by those who dare to share.
When my smart-ass skeptic ex-husband asked me “so, if you’re so smart, what’s the 11th Commandment?”; I meditated and prayed for three days until it was revealed to me that to the 11th Commandment is “share always, share all ways”
this is the 11th commandment:
11.thou shalt not take thy religion too serioulsy because god(being perfect and all) has a good sense of humour.
wow that church and state guy should really take a break with his religious dogma,he should heed the 11th commandment!
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