0 to 2 scale

A scale used in measuring the hotness of a girl. 0 means you would never do her, 1 means you would do her when you're drunk and 2 means you would do her sober.

Guy 1: Dude, totally hooked up with Claire last night.
Guy 2: What was she on the 0 to 2 scale?
Guy 1: 1, but I fucked her when I was drunk.
Guy 2: nice!

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The 2-Scale

The 2-Scale is a very simple way to rate a woman when you first encounter them.

0: Would not put dick in
1: Would put dick in
2: Would eat cream out of her asshole

Todd: "Do you see Sara over there? What would you rate her on The 2-Scale?"
Dave: "Yeah, I'd say she's a 1"
Todd: "Really? She is totally a 2!"