The 69 Salad

A sexual special order; not ever found on the menu. Consists of the original 69-position where both are served licking of the assholes.

DINING HERE IS RESERVATIONS FOR TWO ONLY.

A Trademark and Tradition of

Rusty & MalibuTarbie

"Hey what are y'all doing for lunch?"

"MalibuTarbie and I are at the strip club, just ordered The 69 Salad."

*That shit sounds delicious. ... hopefully the service ain't crap. Last time I got served a bunch of BULL SHIT!"

salad 69

The act of analingus of two partners simulataneously... i.e. instead of going for the odd fellow and/or the old meat curtains, the rusty sherrif's badges are targetted.

Brody: "I wanna eat your butt."
Bruce: "No I wanna eat yours!"
Brody: "Let's salad 69 each other!"
slrrp slrrp slrrp ZWOOORRRNNNT!
hahahahahah

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69 Salad

Like regular 69 except you eat each other’s ass

when your downtown for dinner and your surprised with a serving of asshole that’s a 69 salad