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Adjustable means having the facility to be changed so as to match or fit, such as an adjustable spanner. It can also mean capable of being regulated, such as adjustable interest rates.
Adjustable office chairs means one size does fit all.
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That's one thing a man does if you ever see his hands reaching the crotch area.
Especially when wearing jeans, adjustment is necessary. A man will never be comfortable until proper adjustment is made, i.e. the penis is not in a good position.
Directions:
1. Swiftly move your hands to the crotch area.
2. Push your penis from the sides.
3. Once you reach a good resting position, your penis should be comfortable.
P.S. This is especially important if one has a mooseknuckle
*man grabs his crotch*
Woman: What are you doing?!
Man: Adjustment.
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Woman: Are you masturbating?
Man: Adjustment. Hey you just looked at my penis llololololol!!!11!!oneone!!!!!!!!!eleven!!
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To make suggestive adjustments to something someone submitted.
Frank wrote the computer company submitting several adjustions they could make for next year computer model coming out.
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What most men try to accomplish with their lower appendages...and no, not the legs.
I'm sorry honey, but I HAD to adjust.
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When your male extremity requires attenton after an involuntary reaction to a hot piece of ass.
While in line at the bank, I had to adjusticate myself after staring at the girl in the yoga pants.
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If you're a hillbilly or a redneck and someone misunderstood you; you would say "I didn't mean 'that'. Adjustment 'this' or 'that'.
Iam "See they keep trying to make adjustments to the thing that isn't working. As though it's the variables that are wrong and not that their idea doesn't work. No amount of adjustment makes a turd a tenderloin"
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when you just don't give a shit anymore, the fuck it adjustment is right for you. Just say fuck it. Boom, bam, pow, that shit is out of your way now isn't it? Fuck it, fuck that, fuck everything.
Brought to you by Danny Sexbang
"The assignment is due tomorrow? At least I remembered the "fuck it" adjustment! FUCK IT!"
"Finals? Oh, right, the "fuck it" adjustment! FUCK IT!"
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