The Amazing Dew Boy

A very mysterious super hero of unknown origin who will show up when an innocent person needs help. He wears a pair of sunglasses, a plaid cape, and a mountain dew box on his head.

Person 1: "Did you hear about the mugger that was thwarted by The Amazing Dew Boy in Central Park yesterday?"

Person 2: "Yeah, the mugger was attacking an old lady walking her poodle! Man I sure do love The Amazing Dew Boy."

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