Angry unicorn - To wear a strap on dildo on your head and angrily thrust it into someones vagina and or ass.
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Goddamnit my neck hurts, can we please stop doing the angry unicorn?
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When you freeze your dick and tape it to your head and go around town stabbing people with it
i was so mad yesterday, i wanted to angry unicorn everybody
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it is when your qirl cuts your penis off and sticks it on her head, then proceeds to penetrate your asshole rouqhly.
my qirlfriend told me if i cheat on her she was qunna do the angry unicorn on me.
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When a man does the Trojan War Helmet but becomes aroused.
Alex tried to put a Trojan War Helmet on Makenzie but became aroused and she became The Angry Unicorn instead.