You shave off your pubes, put them in a bag and put it in your back pocket. Then when you are rooting a chick, you pull out, squirt all over her face, pull out your bag and throw your pubes on her face
ohh yesss yesss, turn around turn around, ohhh *blows on her face*, *pulls out bag throws pubes on her face*, no she looks like The Archibald guy with that beard.
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A gaslighter who can't fight face to face.
Archibald can't say sorry. Grow up
A strong, masculine character who is no coward. Usually with a 6-pack and a good sense of humor, they can make anyone happy from their good looks or great humor.
Human 1: have you seen Tariβs rubber duck from the youtuber SMG4?
Human 2: yah, his name is Archibald, right? I love that dude!
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Archibald is a fun loving kind of person they are especially attracted to Gingers and love love love to listen to K pop with them they are also HIGHLY attracted to the star sign cancer. In his room Archibald keeps numerous ginger wigs to help him fantasize about his Irish lover.
We love Archibald
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perfection. He is perfection. Like bruh if u get urself an Archibald youβve won at life thatβs all Iβll say.
Bro whoβs that guy with?
Heβs with an Archibald. Heβs hit the jackpot
Damn thatβs epic
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Girl 1: Are you watching gossip girl tonight?
Girl 2: Of course. If I didn't, I wouldn't get to see Nate Archibald. And my life wouldn't be complete.
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A character from the novel series and (once) popular teen show "Gossip Girl". Nate is a perfectly good-looking preppy and known as the "golden boy" of the Upper East Side. He was with girlfriend Blair Waldorf "since kindergarten", but ever since childhood he secretly harbors feelings for Blair's bff, Serena Van Der Woodsen whom he believes is breathtakingly beautiful but insecure. He shared a sordid one night stand before her departure. His secret love for Serena is like an usual habit, although they aren't together.
Sadly, the Nate-Serena-Blair love triangle isn't mentioned too much in the show, while it's the main storyline in the books. More sadly, Nate is getting written off the main plots due to unkown reasons, while he's the main male role in the books.
A: Chuck Bass is hot, so I think Ed Westwick is hot...
B: Look, in real life Ed isn't Chuck. But Chace Crawford and Nate Archibald are both REALLY hot!
A: I love Chair!
B: I love SereNate!
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