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Young, sexy people that live in Malibu call it The 'Bu, because when you say the entire word, it takes time, and then you wouldn't be young anymore.
I live in the Bu.
The Bu cracks my shit up.
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Bu-bu-but is the stuttering when a blowhard, typically spouting political opinions, has his argument totally shut down, and he makes one last confused attempt with his same tired stock line.
Jesus: Ok, so here is what I want you to do. Love others just as I have loved you. Take care of them and don't judge them.
Disciple: Bu-bu-but what if they are gay.
Jesus: Did I stutter?
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A double-decker bus, usually used in England or in large cities. Better than a bus because it is not as cramped and because riding in the top is more fun.
"There sure are a lot of people at this bus stop. If this isn't a bus-bus, we might not get on!"
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If you’re on the bus, that means you have MAD cake. You are EXTREMELY Thiccc
The highest compliment one can possibly receive
Am I on the bus? No, but you have canoe or train potential.
Grace, Kelly, and Delaney, you are ON THE BUS. You guys are bus drivers.
You are on the bus in those joggers!
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To have a big booty
Dang girl you’re really on the bus in those shorts
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When the vibration of a bus you're riding gives you a boner.
I was afraid to get off the bus at my stop because the ride gave me a bus-on.
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No matter whether it’s a high shool bus or the NYC subway, you encounter all types of people BUT the ones you want to meet on the bus. A bus is the thing you get on if you want to be in the same vacinity as someone who’s got the flu, people who won’t shut up about that one thing about that one person, the weirdos who are only there to terrorize others, you name it..they’re on a bus somewhere.
I’m writing this on the bus...
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