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The Bald Pelican

It is when the male over-achieves in shaving his penis completely bald, and it is soft as a pillow. The penis resembles the body of a pelican.

"man I have heard of trimming the hedges or maybe a whack job, but jimmy gave his penis the bald pelican".

by Joe Diffie April 15, 2013

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