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The divine pantheon of all things Hippie.
Consists of:
- John Lennon: the God of Social Commentary and Hard Drugs
- Paul McCartney: God of Vegetarianism and Strawberries
- George Harrison: the God of Meditation and Sunshine
- Ringo Starr: the God of Peace, Love and Sentient Locomotives
According to the Ancient Hippie Mythology, John Lennon hatched from an egg laid by the Walrus, and guitared the rest of the universe into existence. In an eternal strawberry field, he watered a stereo-box for number-nine days and number-nine nights, until the stereo box hatched, and out climbed Paul McCartney. George Harrison was likewise formed from a drop of sun. But the Band longed for a bloody good drummer. Then, an octopus laid an egg that was hatched under a steam engine, and Ringo Starr was born.
Devout followers of Beatlemania will be rewarded in the afterlife, ferried by Mr. Conductor to the Yellow Submarine, which will take them to their eternal home of Pepperland. Sinners, however, will be rounded up by th *other* Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin) and shipped off to the sh*tty TV cartoon's universe to spend eternity in agony.
I was stoned off my ass when I wrote that Urban Dictionary definition for the Beatles.
A legendary band consisting of George Harrison, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and Ringo Starr(whose real name was Richard Starkey). Their music is well known and well liked.
I decided to listen to the Beatles today. It was a great decision.
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A little insect that rocks (beetle+beat -> beatle)
The Beatles will not be reformed as long as John and me would be dead - Mystic Harrison ...
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Sixties rock band from England. The most influential and successful music act in history. The Beatles hold the record for the most records ever sold, with 1 billion discs and counting.
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A band from Liverpool, England in the 60's who were extremely infuential to modern music and "rock and roll."
With hits such as Hey Jude, Yesterday, Day Tripper, Come Together, Yellow Submarine, Blackbird, Sergeant Pepper's Lonley Hearts Club Band, and countless others, they are idolized and covered more than any other band in history.
Paul, John, Ringo & George - We love you!
I just bought the Abbey Road CD by The Beatles - it r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz.
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Probably the best rock band of all time. And the most successful. With just over 7 years (1962-1970) together, the "Fab Four" created 12 superb studio albums, 28 #1's (UK & US) and a lot of Beatlemaniacs. With all kinds of songs, from I Am The Walrus to Yesterday, Helter Skelter to Norwegian Wood, there is something for everyone. Also they are the freakin Beatles! It's basically a crime to dislike them.
John Lennon: Crab-a-locker fishwife, pornographic priestess, boy you've been a naughty girl you let your knickers down
Person 1: Do you like The Beatles?
Person 2: No
Person 1 has left the chat
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The most popular and best-selling band in the world, even 30 years after they broke up.
Frequently dismissed by 13-year-olds as "old" and "over-rated", until they actually hear them for the first time.
Abbey Road is a famous Beatles CD.
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