The Beetus

n.: a cooler, hipper way to say, "diabetes;" coined by a beloved walrus wearing a cowboy hat, who also may or may not endorse oatmeal.

"Uncle Smitty can now get his testing supplies mailed right to his home; he has The Beetus."

"Die-uh-beet-us, beet-us beet-us. Someone get me a sugar-free pudding. I've got the beet-us beet-us."

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beetus

slang term for diabetes. originates from liberty medical ad with Wilford Brimley (he of Our House and Quaker Oats fame), who pronounces diabetes like most old people, "diabeetus".

"i got all fat then i caught the beetus, yo."

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Beetus

A title given to the truly awesome, but usually mistaken for diabetes. Originally used by the great Wilford Brimley.

Wow! That guy truly is the Beetus!

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beetus

The height of Vietnamese/ Cherokee hybrid engineering. A mix of Vietnamese and Cherokee blood, to produce the largest and most effective offspring.

Did you see Chaz? He looks like such a beetus

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Beetus

The act of taking a female home, punishing the box and kicking her out right afterwards.

"Yeah, she's aight... I'd give her the beetus..."

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beetus nugget

Another name for a Cadbury Creme Egg, known to cause the beetus.

I'm going to have to call Liberty Medical after coming down with the diabeetus after eating too many of these beetus nuggets.

fetus beetus

Gestational diabetes.

During Karen's third trimester, she met Wilford Brimley at a convention addressing the fetus beetus epidemic taking place in Candyland.

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