big-bat baseball

big-bat baseball is when a small group of friends or just people play baseball but with twisted rules. these rules include pitchers mound to home or 1st base... force out to 2nd or 3rd... depeneding on players 2-3 outs, the pitch count will go up to 8 balls and 3 strikes, also u do not use regulation size field u use wut ever looks pretty good distance, equipment includes a mark mcgwire vortex bat and a tennis ball, homeruns are past the fire hydrant and if it bounces onuce and then goes psat it is a triple bounces more then once n goes past = double. when running bases the player must stop when the pitcher gets it (not completly just dont keeping running bases). last rule have fun and remember jeff is a good comment 8D

hey joe wanna play big-bat baseball?
big bat baseball is awesome

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Tired as a big dick bat

Joke from the Kyle Kinane special: Trampoline in a Ditch.

He references a bat species with a huge dick, flying around trying to "think unsexy thoughts" cuz "I don't have the cardiovascular system" to support their huge dick while flying.

Just worked a 12 hour shift and I'm as tired as a big dick bat.

The Big Bat

The Big Bat refers to any man in whose penis extends 8 inches in length, and above 5 inches in girth. Someone who is referred to as "The Big Bat" will typically walk with confidence, knowing they are likely the most hung guy wherever they go. These men typically excel in the dating game, as word spreads quickly of the absolute monster in between their legs.

Person A: Hey, look over there, Owen is taking the hottest girl in town back to his place.

Person B: No wonder, he's The Big Bat for a reason.
Person A : I mean with a cock like that what girl wouldn't want to step up to the plate with The Big Bat