The Big Red Dog

When you want to dump a girlfriend you have someone punch you in your kidneys, then instead of cumming over your girlfriends face, you piss blood all over it instead.

"So, are you gonna get her with The Big Red Dog tonight?"
"You know it."

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the big red dog

what ms. skkoglund asks me to do to her every night.

aka the Clifford

"Sam, could you stop by after class... I've been waiting all day for you to give me the clifford."

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Clifford the big red dog

A stupid ass dog that can talk

Clifford the big red dog that is stupid:Meg can we watch family Guy pls?!Meg:No!!!This is a kid show!Clifford the big red dog that is stupid:oh...I thought is was a your human body is a chew toy show.?!Curtains close

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