The Bobs Syndrome

1) A phrase that derives from the movie Office Space, when consultants(The Bobs) are brought in ask what people do for the company, thus asking the employees to justify their positions in said company.
2) Someone suffering from this syndrome is someone at work, that at present time(past and future as well) nobody can figure out what exactly it is they do for 8+ hours each day. Question it all you want, but it is still a mystery.

Co-worker 1: "Where the hell is he? I have no idea what the hell he does here everyday. Seems like a whole lot of nothing."
Co-worker 2: "It is nothing, always nothing, if you take out the complaining. He has serious issues, one of them being that he has what people in the field called The Bobs Syndrome."

BOB Syndrome

BOB Syndrome, alternatively spelled as B.O.B. Syndrome, officially recognized as "Bitter Old Bottom Syndrome" with those suffering from the condition being referred to as "Bobs", refers to a gay man past the years generally needed to be a twink or an otter (Respectively, a young effeminate and hairless gay man, and a younger hairy and slender gay man.) and, rather than slowly subduing his sexuality into a calm and collected stream of something enjoyed on occasion like many of those of his age, continues to try to live the teenage sexuality that he has long lost the physical capacity to perform.

And instead of tastefully growing into their age, practicing better self-care to increase their attractiveness, they effectively "let go" of all self-care, and frequently engage in overeating, leading to a rather dumpy and unattractive physique.

Alongside that, their mental condition is abysmal, with them being not guiding figures to those younger than them, or entirely neutral to those younger than them, but rather displaying the utmost fury and vindictive bitch-like anger to all those younger than them - particularly those who are notably attractive.

Due to their unpleasantness, they only frequent sexual circles which have a very strict seniority-derived hierarchy, likely upheld by now generations of those suffering from BOB Syndrome. Examples include the furry community and the BDSM/Kink community.

Person 1 (Affected by BOB Syndrome): "Yeah, well, thankfully some of us bottoms aren't jobless leeches."
Person 2 (A gentleman conversing with a 19 year old): "Don't worry about him, honey, he's just a BOB."

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Bobs burgers syndrome

When you can't stop watching bobs burgers

I think my roommate has Bobs burgers syndrome he has been non stop watching it for 14hrs straight

Bob Barker Syndrome

When Bob Barker on the Price is Right calls up a contestant and they run up screaming and yelling. An even more severe case is when a contestant wins a bid goes into epilepsy and start attacking Bob Barker.

Oh noez, crazy lady has Bob Barker Syndrome.

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Bob Dylan Syndrome

When you are getting wealthy, making a good living or getting fame from publicly opposing war, making anti-surveillance art, making anti-war songs sold on Itunes etc. Satisfying a generation left-wing progressives while cashing in on their revolutionary dreams.

He's obviously suffering from the Bob Dylan Syndrome. So many anti war sentiments and 180 million dollar on his bank account. I wonder who benefits from who.

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Bob da Builder syndrome

Bob the builder syndrome.. commonly found among romantic relationships where the role Is mainly taken on by the female, whom tries to fix and inadequate male.

However this role can be taken on by men and can be found within friendships too.

The fixer is normally taken fi idiiatt as they think they can change their counterpart “I can change him”

Also referred to as builda bear syndrome..and build a nigha syndrome.

Ethan: I could change him uno
Celine: who
Ethan: ..Nba youngboy
Celine: *creases* You got bob da builder syndrome like these bitches ffs