The Bowen

1) Originally a male person
2) Usually Unkempt
3) Pyjama wearing
4) Nasal Sounding
5) Jealous of other panel operators
6) Occasionally works on radio (talk back)
7) Lives with a golf stick - ( The 1-Iron)

The Bowen is a panel operator who is dillusional - e.g 1) Without a shadow of a doubt the Bowen is leading panel operator in the world, just ask anyone.
e.g 2) The Bowen is Sydney's number 1 and highest paid Panel Operator, ever

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Bowen

Bowen is the shit. He loves to hang out with people but also appreciates his own time by himself. He’s shy at first, but come to know him and he’ll be open. Bowens are often great friends and great at talking real stuff. With their great blue eyes, Bowen makes for the perfect friend and boyfriend. Bowen is an all around lover of most things, especially nature and music. Bowen loves going on a walk through the woods, a bike ride with his friends, but also likes to chill at home just the same amount, if not even more. Bowen is a great friend and an overall #bestie.

Man, he’s such a Bowen.

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Bowen

A name given to the nicest, most conciderate people. Those named Bowen usually are quite shy yet are very good friends. Bowen's are also very very nice person, and is never mean to anyone.

Aweh, that's so nice! Your such a Bowen!

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Bowen

Hot and muscular. Takes pride in his looks and loves to model with confidence. On the flirtatious side and loves to have some fun. Every girl in town is drooling over him. Naturally good at everything

Person 1: Wow who is that dude? He is racking up all the ladies!
Person 2: yep, that’s Bowen for you

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Bowen

Everything he wants to do is illegal, and he is very destructive and he tends to break things like air vents, rulers, and everyday items like that.

Why is the air vent making such a loud noise?
Jesus fuck Bowen

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Bowen

the kind of guy who wears batman PJ pants, and doesn't give a flying eff word. He runs around at night wearing a cape, and scoops up the ladies with his "bat mobile" (if you know what i mean). Everyones totally jelly of his Bowenesc.

*Ladies chatting*

(Bowen appears and shows his bat mobile)

*Ladies get nitro'd*

Bowen: Like a Bowen...

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Bowenize

To report things that are true in isolation, but act to deliberately distort the overall message by a deliberate act of omission.

So called in honour of Jeremy Bowen, a BBC editor who struggles with the concept of objectivity, but is a term of general use.

The news reports of Hamas's missile attacks and Israel's response was clearly seen to be heavily Bowenized.

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