The Brojects

Shoddy frat house college housing. Where bro's live.

Yo bro, you goin to SigEp tonight?"..."I don't know man... that's in the brojects. It's pretty dangerous down there. Last time I went through that part of town I got pummeled with a bunch of natty light cans by bros listening to Lil Wayne on their front porch."

Brojection

n. To reject a girl who is hitting on you that previously went out with one of your bros.

guy1: "That chick got turned down so much last night, there was a lot of brojection going on"
guy2: "Yeah, you guys really brojected her!"

broject

A project involving two straight males who are close friends, in which they aim to complete a project.

Youre my bro, help me clean out my garage.

"No problem, it will be a broject."

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Brojects

The collection of dorms at MSU known as "Brody Complex." Since these dorms are run down they are referred to as "the projects."

Brody + Projects = Brojects

Shit, they stuck me in Bailey Hall again. Looks like I'm living in the Brojects!

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Brojected

When you try to fit in with a bunch of bros, and you get rejected from the clique because they can smell the fear on you.

"So I was at the bar, and I was talking to this really fine chick. Out of nowhere her bro boyfriend walks up with his friends, and laugh at my collared Hawaiian shirt, then walked away. I completely got brojected."

Brojected

When one bro goes in for a brofist and the other bro pulls away, or refuses to reciprocate said gesture of bromance.

John: HEY!!! Hey!!! Bro!! Brofist!!
Martin: Um..., you're not my bro.
BROJECTED.

or

Kane: Brofist, man.
Steve: Brojected.

brojectives

Objectives (goals) but pertaining to bros or bro type things.

Bro 1: What are you brojectives this semester?

Bro 2: Find as many DTF girls as possible.

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