The Burns Syndrome

The Burns syndrome is when you are annoyed by a person so much you contomplate sucide. The Burns syndrome can be tough especially when the person is a type A stalker and won`t leave you alone. Typically people with the burns syndrome are small and stumpy.

Gary had to move school after an incounter with The Burns Syndrome.

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Burning Ship Syndrome

When one person is caught doing something and they feel need to implicate others in the wrong doing.

When Jane got caught sneaking into the principles office she got Burning Ship Syndrome and told on Tommy, Megan, and Jill who all helped her to do it.

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Burning Shit Syndrome

Also known as BSS. It's that burning feeling in your ass during or after shitting due to eating spicy food.

Person A: Remember Jordan from the party a few weeks ago?
Person B: Yeah, why?
Person A: I heard he got diagnosed with Burning Shit Syndrome a few days ago.
Person B: Probably because he regularly eats chili bowls, the dumb fuck.

burning rectal syndrome

when the rectal area has a firey feel and cause discomfort to the owner of the rectum usually caused after spicy food and dune kune curry

I have burning rectal syndrome from when i got anally penetrated by the dune last night.

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Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS)

The set of characteristics involving, but not limited to, a burning sensation around the anus and difficulty wiping. BBS often includes the associated condition of diarrhea. Though no clinical trial data exists, BBS is thought to highly correlate with the ingestion of spicy food.

I once ate a whole jar of peperoncini and then spent the next day suffering from "Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS)."

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Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS)

After a night of way too much spicy food, the bathroom experience.

Dang, I was crying for mercy on the toilet this morning thanks to my BBS...no more Super Deluxe Burritos for me! -Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS)

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B.B.S. (Burning Butthole Syndrome)

Medical diagnosis describing a syndrome characterized by:
-Burning sensation of anus upon defecating
-Painful release of fecal matter
-Waddling post-defecation

Often accompanied by: tears, need for preparation H, and is often directly related to spicy foods or constipation.

-Bro, your mom's chimmychangas last night gave me hardcore B.B.S. (Burning Butthole Syndrome)!

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