v: an act of love/lust in which a man straddles a woman's chest, enabling him to reverse titty-f**k her while the female stimulates his butthole with her mouth and tongue.
(not for a first date or for women with a heart condition)
*if the female is anywhere past 5 months pregnant it becomes known as a rusty chunnel
"weve been going out for a long time baby, ive given u prime rib every night. its time for u to enjoy the caesar salad."
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the act of ejaculating upon the face of a common prostitute or average day slut then throwing money at said whore causing it to stick to her face.
yo, I gave that bitch a caesar salad and that dirty hoe kept the money.
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The act of spreading another humans buttcheeks with the nose and blowing air into the anus, as the cheeks ripple and flap. Similar to a motorboat, but with buttcheeks.
"God, when The Deer gave Justin a caesar salad, I thought his cheeks would never stop flapping"
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Like Tossing a salad but you add your own "meat"
Me and Devon gave Jessica a Caesar salad Devon provided the meat while I tossed the salad
The act of ejaculating in one's anus and then tossing their salad afterwards
John enjoyed the caesar salad soon after he ejaculated in Bob.
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The act of a man banging a female from behind and cumming in her pussy while the female is eating another man's asshole.
That was some delicious caesar salad we made last night.
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Greatest dance move ever created. Involves both hands formed into fists. One in front of your crotch moved in a circular motion (like your turning a steering wheel, or garnishing a caesar salad), while the other hovers next to your hip also making a circular motion. A switch of the hands is performed after a count of 2 beats the song. While your hands are doing their thing, your legs are crouched with the pelvis thrusting with each rotation of the hands.
"Bro, the 2015 song 'Worth It', by Fifth Harmony featured in the 2015 children's hit movie 'Hotel Transylvania 2' came on and you KNOW I hit that The Caesar Salad. Gave em a tasty little somethin to chew on"
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