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When you take a tortillia, put it up your asshole and then feed it to your younger sister.
Boy 1: Man my parents turned mad when I did the cantaloupe yesterday
Boy 2: Oh dude that sucks
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The word cantaloupic is used to describe somebody who likes cantaloupes a whole lot. A cantaloupic is like a chocoholic, but doesn't like chocolate, instead cantaloupes. A cantaloupic may also have a certain personality, they may be always open and 'fresh' in situations. Tasting rather juicy, cantaloupics are fun to be around, and may eat cantaloupes a whole lot!
My friend Joanna is a real cantaloupic!
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Cantaloupical means to act like a cantaloupe. Cantaloupes are fresh and juicy, so a cantaloupical person would act really nicely, but their weakness would be always telling the truth, even in bad situations. They would taste juicy, and look lovely and fresh every day.
Oh, have you met Johnny? He's really cantaloupical!
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(n). term for the firm, round, melon-like breasts of a female.
Damn. I'd like to check those cantaloupes for ripeness.
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Word used when hiking to warn your fellow hikers to stop talking about goat sex because strangers are approaching.
Her: So Goat sex is no different than human sex in that.....
Me: *Sees someone we aren’t hiking with* CANTALOUPE!
Her: These rocks are pointy.....
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A cantaloupe has a rough grey skin on the outside, but reveals tender juicy flesh in the middle. The mildly sweet and juicy flavor of cantaloupe makes it a perfect fruit. Cantaloupes are also commonly known as muskmelons, mush melons, rock melons and Persian melons. They really are a natural phenomenon.
'May I please have a cantaloupe?'
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a large round fruit, with a gray, bumby rind and a delicious orange interior
"Today I bought a cantaloupe at Food Lion"
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