The Chong Dong

A penis of immense size that bends space and time with its mass

Courtney- Hey Chad, you look like the kind of jock with the Chong Dong
Chad- Fuck yea, u down to have rough sex?
Courtney- Yea I’m down
Chad- *whips out cock, and the space time continuum ruptures*
Courtney- turns into a 2d shape and screams in terror as the world crumples and everything she has ever known vanishes before her eyes

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bing bong ching chong ding dong

It's what hoomuns call Asians and its a dick

#1. American" bing bong ching chong ding dong."
Asian: "Fuck off"
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ching chong my ding dong

Basically, "fuck my dick" or "I don't understand you!" It's extremely racist to Asian people, especially Chinese people. You can use this to mock something you hear in Chinese

Jacky: *says something in Chinese*
Austin: Ching chong my ding dong!
Jacky: Huh?

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ching chong wallah ding dong

This is a phrase many civilians use in order to express their nature and feeling .

Mum said "ching chong wallah ding dong " to her dog, and the dog said "ding dong wallah ching chong"

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