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The act of using women's pantyhose to dress as a nun, nailing another man, screaming 'hallelujah' once the ejaculation is inside him.
I tried the Christopher last night with my nephew
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Chrostophs are f*cking hot! Tall and talented, even artsie. He may have a hard shell and look like a though guy but when his nerdy, soft side comes to the surface, he will really blow anyone away. Everyone should have a Christoph in their lives because he's the best person and friend you could ask for. He cares about the small things and is always sincere and sweet. Christophs are also great in bed ;)
You see that great guy over there? Yeah, he's my Christoph.
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Christopher is a very unique dude. Incredibly smart, yet hilarious too. He can be incredibly sarcastic, which he uses as a defense mechanism. He struggles with self esteem. Always feels bad about himself, and will unfortunately struggle with that for a very long time. Do you know a Christopher that goes to therapy? Yet he is a very special lad, and make sure you keep him around, cause he’ll always make you laugh.
Chad: I can’t stop laughing!
Carry: How come?
Chad: I just hung out with Christopher.
Carry: oh no... you may never stop laughing!
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Really kind guy. Always funny and respects everyone. Always has the best friends! Awesome guy. Always happy !
Christophe is the coolest person ever
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Christopher is the most caring and loving person ever. He is drop dead handsome and veryyyy romantic. Id never trade my Christopher for anything. I am following him too college and encouraging his dreams. When we get married im having his kid. I want to grow old with him. He makes my heart skip so many beats and makes me dizzy. I hope everyone finds a soul mate that is as perfect to them as my Christopher is to me. He is my best friend, boyfriend, and fiancee. Im blown away by his talents, and i always like to brag about how wonderful he is. To people it is very clear we are in love. I beat myself up inside when i hurt him, he deserves perfection.
1. What drug do you take?
I take Christopher.
2. Christopher is my lover.
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The nicest guy in the world. He slowly keeps into your heart and warms your soul with the gentlest of ease until you feel like you never want to let go. He catches you by surprise with kisses in elevators and nights with the soundest of sleep. When trying to leave the bed he can pull you back with just the simplest of glances... yes, he is a keeper.
A Christopher is Lance Armstrong, Peter Vanderkaay and Steve Prefontaine all rolled up into one.... just YES!!
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Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice. They're someone you wouldn't mind spending the rest of your entire life with. They have a tendancy to spend more time thinking of what to do for someone else than themselves. Christophers love adventure, new things, something to get their blood rushing and heart pounding.
I love my Christopher, forever and always.
That soldier, he keeps me sane.
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Take a deeper look at your Christopher before you let go, he might be the best thing that will ever happen to you.
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