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Losing control of your bowels on the way home from an event and using your front seat as your toliet as you pray to god to make it home. You know when this has happened to a car of yours if you see someone frantically scrubbing a "brown" spot out of their front seat.
The orginial event took place after a football practice where an "unidentified" man soiled his Chrysler 300, hence giving it the name..... The Chrysler 300
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The Chrysler 300 is a full-size luxury car manufactured and marketed by Stellantis North America (and its predecessor companies) as a four-door sedan and station wagon in its first generation (model years 2005–2010) and solely as a four-door sedan in its second and current generation (model years 2011–present).
The second generation 300 was marketed as the Chrysler 300C in the United Kingdom and Ireland and as the Lancia Thema in the remainder of Europe.
It's mainly owned and driven by
old / Elderly people.
Chrysler 300 is a luxury car
Old / elderly people drive .
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A car only the truly ghetto aspire to drive.
"Someone needs to tell that guy in the Chrysler 300 that it's not a real Bentley"
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Aka the poor man’s rolls royce. A vehicle typically seen in the hood and/or ghetto because they have an obscene amount of chrome and that usually appeals to people like that.
Check out my new to me chrysler 300. Its on 24 inch spinners, it has clear coat failure and a lot of chrome.
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A car that wannabe ballers drive because it looks like a Bentley, but it's affordable because it ISN'T one. Ghetto single mothers often scrape together every last dollar they can find to pay for one so they can be as close to ballin' as possible, while they are obviously on food stamps and covered in cheap, cliched tattoos.
After this hoe bought a bunch of Good Start with her WIC checks, she walked her stank, busted, nappy ass out to her Chrysler 300 that needs a wash and detail work.
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Idiots called it the “poor man’s Rolls Royce” but I called it the “above average Toyota Camry”. It has a V8 (No Camrys have V8’s). It’s Luxurious, not a Camry, Not all poor people own 300s, and similar to a Camrys V6, the HEMI is a RELIABLE but not-fuel efficient engine
Stop dissing the Chrysler 300, it is an icon to the auto industry. And also you annoying buttholes, it is not a “pOoR mAnS rOlLs rOYcE” do you see poor people own a 300 SRT-8 SHEEESH. Go diss on the stupid first gen Lexus Is (IS300) that car is shit, slow and bland, so bland that granny’s drive them, and HEMI is a million time better than that stupid-ass 2JZ 💩
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